Whif whif!!!

Don’t be scared, I am not going mad and I haven’t forgotten how a dog is supposed to bark! The whif is a revolutionary system who will provide you with “0 calorie chocolate”! Well, that’s what they say!!

The man, The scam.

By “they” I mean David Edward and his team!! They are proud to present the chocolate inhaler!! Youhou! From now on you’ll be able to breathe chocolate instead of eating it! Perfect for the “ho so many Malibu barby” tired of liposuction.

David Edward who is a professor of biomedical engineering from Harvard actually says that because our meals are getting smaller and smaller and because we have them closer together during the day, eating has become as frequent as breathing. And this is why he has, wait for it, combined aerosol technologies with what he calls “gastronomic art”… Aerosol yummy!!!

So basically this man teaches people how not to eat… So stop eating your food breathe it, you’ll be half starved but not frustrated!! How crazy is that?  And how can we intend people to learn how to eat right when some morons decide to invent such a thing…

And that’s not all! Rejoice, “Le whif” (yes they gave it a French touch it is call “Le whif”) comes now in coffee…

Soon enough we’ll have “Le whif chicken”, “Le whif fries” and “Le whif salad” cause who knows salad maybe at least 3 calories a gram!!!

How does it work??

Le whif delivers particles of chocolate (or any other flavor) into your mouth. Those particles settle onto the tongue and tastebuds. The particles are big enough so that they won’t get into the airway or stomach and this is why you get the taste but not the calories.

Some people seem thrilled to think this could be our future, but how can you enjoy eating when you don’t chew… Part of the pleasure is the consistency of the food… It’s not the same thing when you eat a chocolate cake, a chocolate bar or a chocolate mousse…

Beware of the dogs!!

I do not think it’s fun either. Actually I think it’s pretty dangerous. First of all, just the fact that it is not food and that it doesn’t bring you any nutrient or anything that could actually feed you and give you energy. Second it’s just molecules, and who knows what it can do to your body, it’s something fake and processed… Plus the packaging speaks for himself, it looks like a packet of cigarettes, How inviting!!

Finally, I believe it can lead to bad habit and eating disorder. Some girls don’t need that kind of stuff to stop eating and starve themselves to death still thinking they’re too fat. So if they start “feeding themselves” with Le whif it’s gonna be easier for them to starve themselves. For this thing suppress the feeling of hunger for a while. So when you trained yourself for year to stop eating imagine how easy it can be to switch from “not eating with your own will” to “not eating with a tasty appetite suppressant”

To conclude I truly believe this thing is useless, armful, unhealthy and unlike everybody may think, frustrating. Because, if breathing is essential, eating is to, and no one will ever convinced me  that breathing food is as enjoyable as eating food.