Comparaison humoristique travail et prison

J'ai trouvé cette petite comparaison amusante. Ça m'a rappelé un vieux monologue d'Yvon Deschamps dans lequel il est heureux de se retrouver en prison et tente sans succès de convaincre ses "inmates" de la chance qu'ils ont d'être en prison :

@ PRISON

@ WORK

You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ PRISON

You spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle
@ WORK

You get three meals a day, fully paid for
@ PRISON

You get a break for one meal and
you have to pay for it
@ WORK

For good behavior, you get time off

For good behavior, you get more work

@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you@ PRISON

@ WORK
You must carry a security card
and open all the doors yourself
@ WORK

You can watch TV and play games
@ PRISON

You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
@ WORK

You get your own toilet
@ PRISON

You have to share the toilet with
people who pee on the seat
@ WORK

They allow your family and friends to visit
@ PRISON

You aren't even supposed to speak
to your family
@ WORK

All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ PRISON

You must pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners
@ WORK

You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

You spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK
They are called "managers"