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"I really need to look into a cash-out option," writes Alvin.

"There were evidently more DNS requests on my network last week than there are observable atoms in the universe," writes Elliot, "Maybe we should upgrade our name servers."

"The punch line? I'm expected to type all this in after having hand surgery," wrote Louise H.

"What do a Christmas tree base, a banana slicer, and a 4K Ultra-HD TV have in common? A whole lot according to Amazon," Roland wrote.

"Another developer at the company I work for committed some code, and I was reviewing," Jason D. writes, "Upon closer inspection, either the developer is ensuring job security, or he believes everyone needs to kill some time"

Lauren B. wrote, "So I downloaded VS SP1 and tried to install it, which would not install because it required VS SP1 to be installed before VS SP1 could be installed, which in turn of course requires..."

"I never thought I'd see CAPTCHA where I could just copy the text directly (source: http://www.freshersworld.com/user/register),"Roman writes.

"I tried to pay my phone bill, but apparently Virgin Mobile thinks that's a problem, or at least their software does," Michael C. wrote.

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