Quand les insultes avaient de la classe...

Désolé, c'est en anglais, mais quel style...
"He had delusions of adequacy.." - Walter Kerr
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -
Winston Churchill
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the
dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time
reading it." -
Moses Hadas
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I
know." -
Abraham Lincoln
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar
Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a
friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is
one." -
Winston Churchill, in response.
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." -
Stephen Bishop
He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing
trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb
"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."
- Samuel Johnson
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating
"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." - Jack
E. Leonard
"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." -
Charles, Count Talleyrand
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on
it?" -
Mark Twain
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -
Oscar Wilde
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support
rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -
Groucho Marx